Saturday, September 8, 2012

On the matters of Aika, Tumblr, College life and Onecest...we shall all bow down to the Nutella.

Wow I haven't updated in absolutely FOREVER. Im glad to be back though. I've been in bouts of light depression for the last few monthes so its been hard for me to have the engergy to write this much. Although since no one reads my blog I can be sure no one missed me or was worried. lol. But yea a lotta cool stuff has happned like:

I got a new theme for my tumblr. its super awesome. almost better than my blogger. (although I love my blogger page because of the awesome banner I made! I hope people come to this page one day and see it. I am super proud of it.)Here is the link for my tumblr: http://damnthatsfuckedup.tumblr.com/

I'm in college now! which is fuckin awesome. I feel so legit.Also I rode the Marta bus for the first time in a long fuckin time. It was...intersting. I got the schedule and stops down in my mind.

Just turned 19!!! Like I said...I feel SO fuckin' legit right now.

and just 3 days ago I had my first taste of Nutella...oh shit. Holy fuck. Yeeeees fuck <3<3<3 I love it. Ate the whole jar in one sitting. they taste so good with flour tortillas and taste good with everything. Hell you can just spoon the shit up in a spoon and eat it.

Oh and last but not least I finnaly got over the lvl 50 curve in Aika Online! It was hard but it was worth it. I am a templar now! And soon my prans will been teenagers. I really want them to turn out all spunky. Like super fuckin entergetic. But that cute personality might make me mad, tho I heard that the cute ones give the most presents but thats just a rumor.

Oh and about the subject of Onecest...I'm into it. I'm following over 20 Onceler blogs on tumblr. I just can't get enough of it. I just can't its such wonderful crack. I love crack pairings and what is more convoluted then a man dating/fuckin/lovin himself in a forest? what is there?

Thata about it for this update. I was a small one but an update nonetheless. I have to go to lecture on Monday and my auntie will give me 5 dollars, that 5 dollars witht he one dollar in my pocket equal 6 dollars and some change from the bottom of my bag. (lol I need to count that change) I have my breeze card with 4 trips left on it so hopefully that means I can get on the bus with the card without paying. So I can keep the 6 dollars and change to buy another jar of nutella and eat it all in one sitting when I get home.

Man I tell ya. when I say Imma miss this super long rediculous summer, Imma miss it so bad. ALl this being on the computer, laying around, sleeping in, eatting when I want....Imma miss it and hopefully the end result won't be me being lazy when I its time to get to work ya know? Welp thats it for this update, see you all later. Stay frosty.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Amazon Animes, Lazing and Jail

This will be a short post because in a little while I need to go to bed so I want wake up at 2am and do some rl stuff. Idk some shit about college.
Anywho, lets get into the uneventful day I've had, I went though my regular routine:
(1) Yahoo, and second yahoo
(2) SmackJeeves
(3) Youtube
(4) Tumblr
(5) Rinmaru World
(6) IMVU

On yahoo I received another message from that random dude on petsex.com. He wasn't a bot, just some dude who was looking for some cybering fun. He seems like a cool guy. Also I got a message from one of my rp Shrine Maidens on IMVU. Strange one that girl, she sent me a gift, she is very nice and I hope she becomes a priestess one day.
I decided to skip yahoo today because my Auntie and cousin left home so I had it all to myself. Therefore being the loser I am I turned off all the tvs and turned my computer's volume to the max and listened to some Kpop and ran around with a sound track of anime theme songs to make me exercise.And basically just jumping and walking around in circles like an idiot in my living room. After I was done sweating my ass off I got onto Aika Online again and I'm now a proud lvl26 and both my prans are lvls 14. Im so damn happy! They will evolve soon into teenagers! I want to make one into a whore and the other into a smart one. I will be a proud papa soon!!!!

Then after all that madness I checked the mail and guess what came?!?!? Motherfucking PRINCESS JELLYFISH THE COMPLETE SEASON BOX SET. I was so damn happy.... I really was. But for the first hour I had trouble with the BlueRay and I fucked it and popped in the DVDs instead. After that? I exploded. And not a fanboy sorta explosion, like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! {HOW COULD YO DO THIS TO ME AMAZON.COM?!??! I THOUGHT THERE WERE 5 EPISODES LEFT THAT I DIDN'T SEE ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE FUCKING REASON WHY I BOUGHT THE THING IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!} I was so damn mad... And I cried a bit ;w;.
And I said to myself "Hell the box and the DvD cases look beautiful! And I hope there is at least some extras in here to make the OVER 30 USD PURCHASE worth it." Man I popped that piece of shit into my computer...needless to say the extras were worthless. And Im sorry if I keep ragging on this subject but don't get me wrong. I LOVE the Princess Jellyfish series. It's a beautiful series with a wonderful story to tell and thats why I was so excited about the English dub and release of it. I watched all the episodes online.... I didn't know they were all right there. I assumed there were more episodes because of where it left off but I was wrong. Really though there is nothing wrong with the series it's just be being a lazy asshole and not researching how many episodes where in the series before buying it.
So Im returning it, and buying something new. I was looking into new series that Funimation has just licensed. An HOLY SHIT. I found a new waifu to add to my harem.
Well as most fanboy don't admit, they have a favorite girl in each anime or comic, manga, ETC. Well for me I only have waifus from the best, and greatest. Most only have one waifu and fangasm over her. But I have a harem of waifus. My first waifu EVER (She's my head bitch btw) is Mio Sakamoto.

Oh Gods...words cant describe how I love her. She is my one and only head bitch, I have a picture of her in a glass frame on my night stand near my pillow. My second waifu is Shannon from Unineko No Koro Ni.

My newest waifu you ask? Heh. Well......she's not a waifu yet. Hell she might never BE my waifu. Im just going to use her up until she dries up! Her name is Eris from the newly released anime "Cat Planet Cuties". Omfgs...I love it. I want to buy the anime so bad but it's over 40 Usd so I can't buy it with the return money of the Princess Jellyfish series. I mean...they change EXTRA because of the BlueRay Cd's....I don't want the motherfucking blueray, i have NOTHING to play the fucking blueray on. Can't they just give me the Dvds? If ty did t cost will split in half. Around 20 usd. But hey...I don't run their website...fuck it.


And besides that, my auntie called me up to her room to tell me thatmy bg brother shot a dude on a college campus. And besides that....thats about it. Nothing much to tell you all today. Just my daily rambling. But ...I digress..

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Late Emergency!!!!

*Wipes my drool from Nat's ascot*
HOLY SHIT THERE IS A NEW HOMESTUCK UPDATE!!!! Jake's panels were finished....

I ran around...

I ran around a fuck a lot today at my grandmother's house. We rarely vist and when we do it's for cleaning her up in the bath and washing clothes...feeding her and her husband. ETC So I got out the door at like 7am and came back around 7pm that same day...which is today while I write this post. I am so damn tired a nap shall insew (yes I know thats not a word) after this post.
After coming back home I relaxed by checking my messages like I always do. Routine:
(1) Yahoo, and second yahoo
(2) SmackJeeves
(3) Youtube
(4) Tumblr
(5) Rinmaru World
(6) IMVU

Like the shut in that I am, I got no personal yahoo from friends in the outside world. Just post and notices. Some gifts from my rp partners on IMVU. And I got a pm from this random looking bot (I think) from my favorite porn site "petsex". I know it must be a bot who messaged me because I don't even socialize on that site. I tend not to talk to "My Kind" because they tend to be middle aged white men living alone in their households watching videos of dogs humping the shit outta each other. And while you think me linking the same thing would involve me getting along with them....I don't want to take my chances. No thanks.
But besdies that I saw some updates on my favorite webcomics on Smackjeeves such as:


And that was pretty good today, it's only a Monday after all. And speaking about Monday I'm suppose to start that motherfucking job today but I can't because of that stupid TB test. We all die....
Anywho, I went to youtube and watched two funny videos and one unpleasant recipe by this dude who oh so claims to be "The REAL Italian Chief". Me: "......pffffffftttt" *hahahaha*
Funny HomeStuck videos are the best and I try to only watch one per day (two if it's a crappy day) because their so motherfucking awesome. One Homestuck dubber I like is Master Yorgi his dubs are so awesome and so legit. Even his play though games are awesome. If I wasn't asexual, and if I didn't have an annoyance for being around a child under the age of 16 in real life then I would fuck him and have his many many children so he may one day rule the world. *intakes breath* Anywho, the second video was a handcannon for the others characters in HomeStuck. Like the Mail Lady and the MayoR. I really liked the video. It was so fucking funny. He kept observing her which made me make innuendos about her tits. Thus...I posted this: (.Y.) Moving on, I saw this really disappointing video which made me just turn off my fucking Opera browser so I could puke. I rather not go into detail about how nasty the "RECIPE"
I checked my tumblr to see if that bitch "Loli" answered my fucking question yet in her motherfucking ask box. The hoe keep posting pictures about skinny ass chicks in panties and she keeps posting and saying sorry to the people she is replying to in the message box. But I'm like "Stop posting pictures no one wants to see and you migth have time to anwer 4 whole questions bitch."
....then I logged into IMVU to play with that motherfucking dog. Then I talked to my "Momma" then tried to IM my rp partner but he's being all emotional and shit saying people don't talk to him anymore. I mean shit I make it an effort to talk to the bastard everyday but he just either ignores, declines, or goes into DND. Im like "fuck it" if that grown man wants to act like a 14 year old girl then let [her].
After this I played at some Aika Online and lvled up 2 times. And fed my litte Prans "Tadewei and Tamerei" I love them so much. But and I spoil them to death with all the top of the line clothes, dolls, shoes, hair styles and food I buy them daily. My headstrong Tadewei:
My timid Tamerei:
So cute Right? Yes..I know Im right. They get whatever they want. Then that was about it, other then yesterday i found out my big bro got locked up for carrying a gun to a school function. Meh, it'll be okay. But...I digress.
Thats it for tonight. Imma go sleep now in Shannon's and Nat's firm and ample breast-est------eeeeeeessss. ooooooooh yeeeeeeeea

I don't...

Damn I don't know where to begin. *Posts a random picture*